Sports

L-isports huwa importanti ħafna fil-ħajja tagħna.

Tajjeb li nagħmlu xi tip ta’ eżerċizzju kuljum, għax minkejja li nkunu fit iżomna il-bogħod min xi mard u minn vizzji ħżiena.

Ukoll jiena inħobb nilgħab il-basketball u niltaqa’ ma’ sħabi u dejjem nagħmel ħbieb ġodda.

Il-kowċ dejjem jieħu ħsiebna u joqgħod magħna biex  jara li nilgħabu tajjeb.

Nhar il-Ħadd ħadt ħafna gost għax il-kowċ ħadna nilgħabu is-seminarju Għawdex, fejn hemm iltqajna ma ħbieb ġodda.

Hired and fired in ten minutes

Ex-soccer star Leroy Rosenior was appointed boss of a struggling club – then sacked after ten minutes. The former West Ham and Fulham striker broke the record for English football’s shortest managerial reign after being introduced with a fanfare by Torquay United, reports The Sun.

Sports journalists were summoned to a press conference which finished at 3.30pm. Then – at 3.40pm – Leroy was told by the chairman that the Devon club had been sold to a business consortium. And that meant he was out. Leroy, 43 said, ‘For it to happen ten minutes after I finished the press conference was a bit of a shock. But we had a good laugh about it afterwards.’ Leroy smashed the previous record for the shortest time as manager – Dave [Harry] Bassett’s 72 hours at Crystal Palace in 1984.

He joked, ‘Obviously they thought I had done a fantastic job after ten minutes and let me go.’  The post was Leroy’s second stint at Torquay, who will face next season in the Conference after finishing bottom of the Football League. He was boss between 2002 and 2006 when he left by mutual consent. Since then the club has been in a managerial crisis, with four different bosses in the hot seat. Leroy added, ‘I wish them the very best of luck. They are going to sort me out a bit of compensation.’

More Funny Soccer Stories Take His Name Referee

An Italian football team has been founded by former *Serie A player, Maurizio De Feo. Their claim to fame so far has not been on the football pitch.

The club’s founder, coach, secretary, doctor and all 12 sponsors of the “Team De Feo” club, in Serino, southern Italy, have the same name: De Feo. Everyone in the playing squad also has the same name: De Feo. Their home ground can be found on……………..wait for it: Raffaele De Feo street in the town.

Will and Guy think that you couldn’t make it up. We also wonder if a team named “Jones” might be established in Guy’s home country of Wales.

*Italian Football Association Premier Division.

Painting

One day, Jimmy knocks on the door of a home in an upper-class neighbourhood.  The lady of the house answers.’ Pardon me Ma’am’, Jimmy says, ‘I’m out of work and looking for any odd jobs that people need done.  I’m very handy with everything from repairs to yard work, to painting…’

‘Painting?’ the woman jumped in.

‘Oh, yes, Ma’ am! I’m a very careful painter, ‘Jimmy replied, his face brightening at the realisation that she could provide him some work.

‘I’ll tell you what. My husband just bought some green paint last week to paint the porch out back, but we haven’t had any time. If you can do a good job, then you can paint it before he gets home and surprise him.

‘Now, do a particularly good job and paint the trimmings white as well, and I’ll pay you an extra bonus.’

‘Oh yes, Ma’ am, I’ll do an excellent job!’ She then told Jimmy where to find the paints around back in the garage.

A few hours later, Jimmy returns to the door.’ That was quick, did you do a good job?’ the woman inquires.

‘ Oh yes Ma’ am, two coats! But there’s something you should know, ‘Jimmy says.

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‘That car is not a Porsche, it’s a Ferrari!’